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- me: *lays down in my bed*
- my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE
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- matte lipstick: sucks every ounce of moisture out your lips
- lip gloss: betrays you when the wind starts blowing hair in your face
- chapstick: your boring ass best friend that will always have your back
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit
This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple days
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉let me know how he’s doing soon
HES BUSTIN OUT
im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hard
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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage
CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!
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the way ben platt sings ‘so i dont have to look at it and NO ONE gets to look at it’ in words fail has more emotion in those two words than i have managed in my entire time on this earth reblog if u relate
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- me: gjfjgjdjhk
- me: nah that's not right
- me: sdgdjhkgjjs
- me: yeah that's how I feel
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You’re 👏 not 👏 a 👏 true 👏 Dear 👏 Evan 👏 Hansen 👏 fan 👏 if 👏 you’ve 👏 never 👏 thought 👏 of 👏 him 👏 at 👏 night, 👏 rubbed 👏 your 👏 nipples 👏 and 👏 moaned 👏 in 👏 delight
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Instead of texting your friends ILY text them OFGBYAKOOBNBWGNNBWGWCBNTWTOMTILIMD which stands for our friendship goes beyond your average kind of odd but not because we’re gay no not because we’re gay we’re close but not that way the only man that I love is my dad
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